It's not a ketchup commercial...

... but you can't almost cut the anticipation with a knife.

 

I'm actually thinking of that old 80's commercial for Sunny D.

..."Alright we've got O.J., purple stuff, soda, and Sunny Delight."

"I'll try Sunny D!"

"Yeah! Ok! It's got healthy junk!"




*In case there's any confusion, I'm really craving Alpha 42D, not an over-sweetened orange drink for kids. And yes, I am old.*

 

Every time I roll out some kind of pop reference, I wonder if I am going to be the only person who gets it.

 

Scary thing is, -I- get it...

 

And you foolishly admitted that in public. I appreciate not being left alone in my shame.