Do a pottery clone of your Kindle, so you can be firing a Fire while you fire fire on your Fire at monsters on fire.
Of course, if you're clever, you could etch Dredmor ON the Fire, so that you'll be firing a Fire displaying you firing fire on your Fire at monsters on fire while you fire fire on your Fire at monsters on Fire.
《施氏食獅史》 石室詩士施氏，嗜獅，誓食十獅。 氏時時適市視獅。 十時，適十獅適市。 是時，適施氏適市。 氏視是十獅，恃矢勢，使是十獅逝世。 氏拾是十獅屍，適石室。 石室濕，氏使侍拭石室。 石室拭，氏始試食是十獅。 食時，始識是十獅屍，實十石獅屍。 試釋是事。
"Food Lion Amur history" Shishi Shi Shi's poem, addicted to lion, eat ten lions oath. City, as the lion's always appropriate. 10 am, the appropriate ten lions appropriate city. Yes, the appropriate Amur appropriate city. S, as is ten lions, relies on the vector potential, so that is ten lions died. Pick up the lion's corpse is ten, suitable stone chamber. Shishi wet, so that paternity swab's stone chamber. Shishi Shi,'s the beginning of the test food is ten lions. Food, the beginning of knowledge is ten lions dead, real ten lions dead. Interpreting is the thing. Gotta love Google Translate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-Eating_Poet_in_the_Stone_Den Pronunciation is the key: « Shī Shì shí shī shǐ » Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī. Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī. Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì. Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì. Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì. Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì. Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì. Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī. Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī, shí shí shí shī shī. Shì shì shì shì.
