Lord Dredmor the... Sensitive?

Thats only 5,5,5 not 5,7,5.

Trapped between two deths,
one health point left no mana,
diggle gets to me

 

Hero defeats me,
But a century later,
I shall rise again.

 

Thrusty sees me now,
must run only one hit point,
if only took Psi

 

Fourteen floors charted
Diggle God of Secrets calls
Now I'm blind and dead

 

And lord dredmor said,
Prepare to reroll sucka
Then hero spoke: No, you!

 

Mud Wen goes in Grog
Pan Galactic Gargle Blast
Removed recipe? WHY?!?

 

Shopkeep glares at me
Drink a radiance potion
Oh great, now he's pissed.

 

you destroy my statues
you always kill my minions
Die, you eyebrowed fiend!

 

Setting up nice traps,
Hero collects them and then,
traps my monsters. MEAN !

 

"Diggles, to floor one!"
The lord Dredmor commanded.
Kill the eyebrowed one!

Then the diggles died.
Dredmor began to worry.
"Deths! Don't let him live!"

Floor two at his back,
Hero making real progress.
"Nothing can stop me!"

Now Dredmor's just mad.
"Djinn can grant my wishes, right?
I wish he were dead!"

Even the djinn failed.
Gotta pull out all the stops.
"Send in... the thrusties."

Hero to thrusty,
"Please keep your hands to your self."
A sly grin. "Okay."

My humps achievement.
That is how this story ends.
Honestly I'm bored.

 

Dude, that's a great epic haiku

 

Brilliant.