Best enemy/artifact names

Encountered a couple good ones today:

Izwa, the Miscalibrated Inferno
Sapmag, the Destiny of Pruning

 

...I suppose I can see how you'd think that, but to me it appears to not be pronouncable in the English language.

 

Powabella, the Bringer of Canadians

(who curiously, when killed, spawned about two dozen Agar Aguardians)

 

Perhaps then it should have said mangler of spellings? <Ducks>

The best ones I found in the base game, without mods, aren't amazingly good, compared to the above, but Bangtweak, the tainted owl, a sword I tested out the old broken Archaelogy "This Translation is all wrong" on.
Blacha, the Waiting Prunning, a low level ring that gave 1 to , 1 , and all by itself, with a few other minor modifiers.
Serpentine Plate pants named Befah, the Birth of Lychee
A window of elements amulet named Hunranut, the Gnashing Corn. I think I got it for killing a bunch of carrots.
Rokswirlvaat, the Festering Cinderblock, my Fedora I was proud of.
A monster zoo reward of a Heroic Bronze Apis named Starheim, the Natural Nature. This artifact was then given to the Department of Redundancy Department.

One of favorite mod added names was Twirite, the Rich Boy who wastes money on Eggplants. Made me laugh.

 

Love those ones. I had a death text once that read "in a pile of squirts of squirt"

 

I don't know what they were now, but I remember I had two axes. One was Something the whatever of another thing, and the other was Something else, the eater of another things. The eater was definitely better.

 

How very... specific

 

Decided to screencap this lovely before I send it to a museum:



I think Sagan would not approve.

Edit: Also, I'm a little disgusted by Maslech's brother (courtesy of Marak):



Booger-eating implications go here.

 

Just finished a quick run-through. Highlights include:



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The Homoerotic Commons...that has to be the best room name I have ever seen.

I imagine Duff Goldman has had that Nightmare About Cake.

 

The tension in that room is so thick, you can cut it with a knife. Especially if you're in there with a Diggle of the same sex.

 

Where is the like a million times button?
That cracked me up, Marak.

I need to start screenshotting funny name rooms and not just artifacts.

 

Wait...Diggles have genders?

They run around naked, but I've never seen their naughty bits. Not that I was looking or anything.

 

Hello, my name is Chris Digglesen, would you please take a seat over there.
To be fair, I consider them a lot like birds, so it's fairly hard to tell.

 

I once encountered a room known as "The Inefficient Brewery". There was a single bottle of brandy in it and nothing else. Sadly I didn't screencap it.

And then there's my Krong'd-up Fedora:

 

I think the Eater of Beatings has a challenger for it's title.

 

My mind has been blown...



The Adorable Wisdom does existential damage..."Kids Say The Darndest Things" indeed.

Can somebody loan me 200 zorkmids?

 

GAH!! I've definitely broken something compared to you people. I'm playing on GR;PD;RotDG;No NTTG, I'm on DL 7, and I've seen a grand total of 12 anvils (that's a less than 2 per floor average), and every Kronging I've done except 2 has given a single buff

 

The Harbinger of Trousers.

 

Got some fantastic ones today!


And it's a ring, use your imagination...


I wonder if the dying gears gnarled the engines or vise versa...


I just thought this was pretty hilarious - A bolt eruptor enchanted with flame


And the only thing that really matters - The bringer of parties!