Randomly-generated nonsense

http://www.denayer.com/inspiratie/index_en.html -- Official Inspiration generator for Alternative Medicine
http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/ -- Randomly generated phrases meant to sound like the 'wisdom' of Deepak Chopra

 

One does not simply generate random nonsense.

It had to be done, sorry. 8)

 

Random nonsense must come from within.

The Alternative medicine generator is particularly funny. Most of it sounds just like the stuff you see on late night infomercials.

 

"Alfa-Manual Coaching is a program to evaluate and correct subluxation based on scientific and biomechanical procedures. By incorporating the latest advancements in scientific technology, manual practitioners can calculate, in precise detail, the vectors specific to an individual subluxation pattern, and program their instrument with the specific correction vectors. This is a manual therapeutic procedure for remedying distortions in the structure and function of the ears, the brow and the eyes. Testing is done to determine if there is ways to help balance your hormone system using nutrients to up regulate your ability to detoxify these substances in the respiratory system. A Alfa-Manual Coaching session typically takes between 2 and 3 hours. The number of session depends on the specific ailment and the goal of the therapy. A review of scientific literature suggests that there is strong evidence of beneficial health effects of Alfa-Manual Coaching, including for hormone imbalance, knee pain, raynaud's disease, anorexia nervosa and endometriosis, and quality of life."

I'm pretty sure this is a complex metaphor for a lesbian orgy.

 

Or a diet of oatmeal. Either/or.

 

...It cannot possibly take 2 to 3 hours to eat a bowl of oatmeal.

 

Maybe it needs to be super-sized to work, or something.

 

Possibly, but you'd still only be able to go for maybe an hour before your stomach was full to capacity.

 

That pretty-much confirms the hypothesis of a lesbian orgy.

 

was gonna post www.haveaslogan.com but it seems it's down. Oh well.

 

Pics or the lesbian orgy did not happen.

 

Methinks David is secretly Dave Chappelle.

Those who get the joke will agree. Those who do not should watch the "Chappell Show".

 

No, I'm Rick James, Bitch!

Disclaimer, never watched an episode of that show. Just random clips.

 

Dave Chappelle? You mean the guy who played Achoo?

 

http://www.william-shakespeare.org.uk/a1-shakespearean-insults-generator.htm

 

...Until I read the phrase "common-kissing" I'd completely forgotten what the class structure of renaissance England was like.

 

Quote:
The more common uses of OKC include alzheimer's disease, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids and immune deficiency syndrome.

Man, it really works well against hemorrhoids!

 

https://twitter.com/#!/DBagChopra

i hate deepak chopra also.

 

I'll see you a Twitter, and raise you a horse_ebooks.

(Why'd it take so long for me to remember horse_ebooks? It's like, the UR-nonsense.)

 

what about horse ecomics?