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Shit Modders Say

Discussion in 'Modding' started by FaxCelestis, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. FaxCelestis

    FaxCelestis Will Mod for Digglebucks

  2. Kazeto

    Kazeto Member

    What the...
     
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  3. banjo2E

    banjo2E Member

    Germany was having trouble
    What a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader
    To restore its former glory
    Where, oh where was he?
    Where could that man be?
    We looked around
    And then we found
    The man for you and me
    And now it's

    Springtime for hitler and germany
    Deutschland is happy and gay
    We're marching to a faster pace
    Look out
    Here comes the master race

    Springtime for hitler and germany
    Winter for poland and france
    Springtime for hitler and germany
    Come on, germans
    Go into your dance

    I was born in dusseldorf
    And that is why they call me rolf
    Don't be stupid, be a smarty
    Come and join the nazi party

    Springtime for hitler and germany
    Goosestep's the new step today
    Bombs falling from the skies again
    Deutschland is on the rise again

    Springtime for hitler and germany
    Uboats are sailing once more

    Springtime for hitler and germany
    Means that soon we'll be going
    We've got to be going
    You know we'll be going to war
     
  4. FaxCelestis

    FaxCelestis Will Mod for Digglebucks

    Little manga called "Legend of Koizumi". Hilarious. International warfare waged via mahjong. It's great even if you don't know mahjong at all.
     
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  5. Neo_Combine

    Neo_Combine Member

    Why do i feel responsible for the things that you have just said? :confused:
    :)
     
  6. OmniaNigrum

    OmniaNigrum Member

    You may have said something similar to one or both of these. But I can assure you that we are not picking on you today. That is on the calendar for next week. :p Half this thread is about things modders say. (Plural) The other half is just venting by modders and others alike.
     
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  7. Neo_Combine

    Neo_Combine Member

    Dude im not angry im just amused because I did take Aegho's help for granted and it was right of him to then just to say to me that it is my problem and that i need to fix it. :D And i understand the purpose of the thread and have found it quite funny that some of the things people have listed i have asked myself quite a few times. Such as

    "oh god what have i messed up now".

    or things such as

    "great i changed loads of code and now it is not working, time to work through the whole thing step by step to see what is causing the problem".
     
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  8. mining

    mining Member

    "No, that shouldn't have broken your saves. Must be something else"
     
  9. Aegho

    Aegho Member

    You're not the only one who's had those issues. Heck I've had the second one myself. (I was no longer a newbie when the workshop opened, so my first upload was bug free).
     
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  10. Chiko

    Chiko Member

    Haw haw haw! xD
     
  11. mining

    mining Member

    "Ok, done"
    *starts dredmor*
    *CTD*
    "... Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaax"
     
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  12. banjo2E

    banjo2E Member

    "Why isn't there a spell type that will let me do the exact crazy thing that I want to do?"
     
  13. Frelus

    Frelus Member

    To the vampire issue: The first thing I found about sparkling vampires is from 2003, Dresden Files, White Court. Your typical succubi/incubi. Only sparkle when they really let their Hunger reign themselves, and the novels have other "real" vamps, too.
    To the quotes:
    "Why does skill x give y and skill y give x?"
    "Why did this just proc twice?" (Happened to me when I had Fax Pax once from steam and once from here, Executioner spawned with 2 swords and the skills procced twice. Damn OP)
     
  14. FaxCelestis

    FaxCelestis Will Mod for Digglebucks

    Incubi/succubi are not vampires, they're demons. :confused:
     
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  15. banjo2E

    banjo2E Member

    Lust demons. If creatures which are specifically trying to be lust objects aren't sparkling in this day and age, they aren't very good at their job.

    ...wait a minute, half of the vampires out there work by seducing women then mind controlling them when their guard's down.

    Goddammit, the sparkle vampires actually make sense now.
     
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  16. FaxCelestis

    FaxCelestis Will Mod for Digglebucks

    Today's daily dose of Fax™ brand Evil! You're welcome.
     
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  17. OmniaNigrum

    OmniaNigrum Member

    More please?
     
  18. DavidB1111

    DavidB1111 Member

    Now all you need is a mustache to twirl, a tophat, and a black coat with a matching cane.
     
  19. Frelus

    Frelus Member

    Well, they are classified as vampires there... And got the whole regeneration and feeding of lifeforce schtick, only not off blood, but off emotions. I can see why they can be called both, but in this verse they are vamps.
    Also: "No, I am not using that missing data.... oops."
     
  20. TSED

    TSED Member

    "I don't know what I did, but it works now. I AM SO GOOD AT THIS."
     
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