My axe's description is literally as large (tall) as the character sheet

The only way it could have been longer is if it was from a monster zoo.

Pretty sure this thing is pure evil as well.

 

Death Adder would be pleased.

 

Top Hat!

I haven't made it that deep in the dungeon this go-around. >.<

 

Just died on that floor, sigh...

Rerolling a craft monger woo.

Oh, and the hat is from one of the mini bosses. Fun stuff.

 

Yep, it's from the Baron. I usually find him on DL 2. I think it occasionally makes you drunk.

 

Yeah it appears to give you a random drunkenness effect when you're hit sometimes? I've gotten alcohol poisoning and the one with the blue icon which i forget the naem of, so it's really not a particularly useful hat

 

Hat can't give you alcohol poisoning ever. But I use it explicitly because this character is designed to be able to use it well. Ideally I'd be able to be in combat enough to maintain a ballmer peak easily.

 

Hmmm, well I ended up having alcohol poisoning the time I wore it?

...it occurs to me I could have also like, accidentally drank aqua vitae though. >.<

 

Did you put it on right after you killed The Baron? He can inflict alcohol poisoning.

 

I didn't THINK so but maybe. I can't remember >.<

 

Those were supposed to be separate comments, but looking back it doesn't seem so clear.

I've only made it to DL 3 (at which point the wizardlands killed me, curse you evil clones and HAVING to pull the lever!)