Weird "decoration" for an item (image)

I got this item from a CoE, I thought the description was funny, but with a slight misspell.

Anyone else got some funny/unusual/etc descriptions (not talking about the usual "studded with kryptonite" and such, but weird things like "studded with a dash of hopes and dreams") they want to share?

 

I got a crappy pair of adventuring pants studded with diamond. Oh the irony.

 

I had some oxymoron thing that was "decorated with well-crafted bad poems" or something. If I could find the picture I would post it.

 

It takes a true master to craft poems so bad that they can be used as a weapon or to ward off evil.

 

The funny thing is, it's an epic gaslamp to boot. (We all knew it was epic, anyway.)

 

I see you're using Vaults of Maslech. How's that going for you?

 

Other than changing Dungeons for Dummies to have an Artifact level of 1 (cause Inconsequentia kept giving that to me as a reward for lvl 1 quests) instead of 0, I've been enjoying it. Granted, I rarely ever step into a portal since the mobs in there just tend to destroy me (or that I don't use Delver all the time, making them even harder to complete sometimes).

 

I got a room named "The Mind-Blowing Passage of Sex Appeal" (it being a shop only makes it worse), does that count?
I actually have a picture to proove it, but don't know how to post it.