That's right -- gone for a month, and it only took me five more months to take my "Most verbose poster" title back from OmniaNegrum. HA! You may all ignore this thread. Thank you.
You hear that, Mr. Mod? We're asking you to nuke it. That means you lose either way. *manic cackling*. disclaimer: I'm pretty sure Daynab actually wins both ways, but anyway.