So, what's with the Wizard's Sleeve.

Hey,

While i have spent exact 100 hours on DoD, I still can't figure out what is this thing. Even weirder that i got this one after eliminating monster zoo as a reward.

 

Wow. I hadn't seen that before. I love the reference to your character sheet.

 

um, but can someone tell me what is the purpose of this item? Seems that i always collect them but don't know what it actually does.

 

I actually had that for sale on one of the stores.It didnt have any stats though -.-

 

You can right click it, which makes it disappear (however, I don't think that does anything )

You could probably use It Belongs In A Museum to gain some XP from it.

 

I know that, that is why i keep those.

How can i do that?

 

Only if you have the archaeology tier-2 skill can you get experience from artifacts.

The Wizard's Sleeve is a joke. It's just there to taunt you. Discard it, sell it, fisk it, whatever.

 

Yes, Wizard's Sleeve is a joke, with a bit of an extra taunt when you get a version of it that actually has stats. That said, I really didn't know the origin of the joke until I googled it. WARNING before you Google: it's NSFW.

 

Oh, okay then, seems that i need Archeology skill for it.

 

Exactly how unsafe are we talking? I probably don't want to Google it at all if it's icky.

 

Having looked it up, it's just slang for part of the vagina. So hey, I learned something today. Thanks, I guess.

 

Urban Dictionary is your friend.

 

I wouldn't exactly call Urban Dictionary safe for work either though. Just because it's only text, doesn't mean it's appropriate!

 

Some text in the corner of your monitor is still far better than your boss coming by to see, well, wizard sleeves slathered across your screen.

 

You made me lol.

 

You just had to use the word "slathered" there, didn't you? >.<

 

Oh, it could've been much worse. My wife was watching me type that, and was making comments like, "plastered across your screen like a really disgusting butterfly". I'm actually trying to rein in this sort of behavior. Believe me, if I don't stop her, we'd be cracking jokes about it for hours. It's a little sad, really.

 

I vote you make "plastered across your screen like a really disgusting butterfly" your new signature. Without any context. Let them wonder!

 

Consider it done.