Monsters need more/new insults! Post your one-liner suggestions here!

thou killed grandpa Diggles!

have you no decency, Sir?

you invade our Home, for Shame!

the brave Adventurer ran away!

I fart in your general direction!

your mother was a hamster!

go back to your own Dungeon!

 

Your father smelt of elderberries!

I'll make castanets out of your testicles already!

Son of an English pig-dog!

You empty-head animal food trough wiper!


No one beats the French at taunting you a second time-a.

 

Go back to Monkey Island

 

You fight like a cow!

 

Thou jerkface!

 

What was that noise?
Who's footsteps are these?

 

I am [randomly generated name, the random generated noun], you have killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

Come get some!!

 

You cheese-eating whippersnapper! I will bite your kneecaps!

 

Adventurer is back on the menu, boys!

 

You suck! (the greatest insult yet)
Omae wa mo shindeiru!
I did your mom once. Yuck!

 

I'm your huckleberry.

 

Nicolas had a tweet some time back (yes, I was reading the backlog while bored) about Diggles chasing him around... let me look... ah, here it is:

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The new insult tables are fun. Nothing like being chased by a horde of Diggles yelling "It's time we get a promotion!"
25 Jul

I'm waiting for that one to make it in, it's pretty good.

 

"You throw like a girl!"

"You shall not pass!" (would be fitting for some situations)

"I could give you noogies all day!"

 

Hmm, how about. "We are totally not Prinnies, dood!" For Diggles?
"No, don't throw us! AHHH! Wait, never mind."
"I ain't afraid of no ghosts. Wait, this isn't Ghostbusters. Wait, is that copyrighted?"

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of Elderberries."
That line from the exorcist. Wait, that's not nice.

Off topic: Has anyone read the rooms.xml file. One of the first ones has a lot of bad words.
And one of the room designs is called. "So I heard you Leik Mudkipz."

 

Remember to use ye olde English.

"Thou hast slain grandsire Diggles!"

Or whatever.

 

Diggle: "Hi, kids! My nose might look like a joint, but..."

 

I think that originality is the key. The people who just regurgitate Monty Python and other so-called "sources" of humour aren't really doing much. "Modern humour" is soooo passé. If you want to find some good insults, think Shakespeare! Anyway, my suggestions:

"Were I like thee, I'd throw away myself." ['Timon of Athens', --Shak.]
"Thine soul is made from turds."
" 'Tis thee dandy weakling! Charge!"
"Thine breath reeks of flatulence."
"Thou art scum of the lowest sort."
"You are a fishmonger." [Admittedly this one is from Hamlet. It's too good to pass up.]



Stuff like that. I think that "grandsire diggles" one is pretty cool too, bros. Obvs, this is how I insult people in real life. It often leaves them scratching their heads, but I guess that's the point.

Cheers.

 

@Rime Did you insult almost everyone in this topic? Seriously. Just because your humor isn't like everyone else's means that it's not valid.

I'm offended. Also, Since when was Shakespeare the only useful source of insults ever.
That said, here's one for you, "I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person."

As for what Diggles should say. "Are your parents cousins?" That's up their with Troll-whoring Sheep-bugger.

 

Also, originality and Shakespeare in the same sentence makes me laugh.