You're doing it wrong. You're surpossed to make a long and elaborate post about how you found this secret code somewhere on the internet, typed it in the Dimensional Portal and recieved a Monofilliment Sword and an Ulmish Breastplate. Then post it on the forums, wait for some unsuspecting newcommer, encourage him to type it in and enter the portal whereupon he'll be devoured by a 1000 wanking diggles. THEN, once he've lost his character, you type "Nevermind is the diggle hell XD" and proceed to cackle maniacally.
Listen, I know an actual secret. 1. First go to the pocket dimension teleporter thing. 2. Second enter in Sisihtekoj 3. Enter the portal. 4. Defeat the two diggles that guard your reward (They're regular diggles from the first floor.). 5. Claim your Shield of Ur, The Llort weapons (There's one of every kind.), and be off.
I tried this portal, and found all the Llort weapons and the Shield of Ur - and in a fountain there was an artifact amulet with 18 melee power. I recommend this room to all my friends. But wait, there's more! Claim your portal in the next 0.035 minutes to receive a free "Horse Armor", valued at over 180000 zorkmids. this advertisement brought to you by Lord Dredmor and Vlad Diggula
Instead of containing a Shield of Ur, this dimension contained The Ur-Turnip (aka the Root Ram). Would not buy again.
I think you mean "would... buy it... 10... /... 10." in place of "would never buy it... December 10... 2/10 ... December 10"
omg i entered this portl and the diggles weren't diggles they were large and muscly and they killed my character you noob i hate you
Try "Iamasucker" and see if that works better. The portal will glow red to show you that you got the secret.
And if you are the millionth adventurer to enter the portal, Vlad Digula will show up personally to give you a hug!