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Lord Dredmor the... Sensitive?

Discussion in 'Stories & Fan Fiction' started by Fushichou187, Aug 25, 2011.

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  1. Fushichou187

    Fushichou187 Member

    We all know that Lording about down in Dredmor can get pretty lonely with nothing but Diggles and an indifferent Lutefisk god to keep you company. Seems that he's getting his sadness out like any true undead sorcerer: Poetry. dredmorhaiku.tumblr.com Submissions from the Dredmor community highly encouraged :)
     
    Fushichou187, Aug 25, 2011
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  2. LonePaladin

    LonePaladin Member

    Putting stuff into
    the Horadric Lutefisk Cube
    turns junk into snot.
     
    LonePaladin, Sep 6, 2011
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  3. Createx

    Createx Member

    Kills the sweet diggles
    Destroys my perfect statues
    A hero indeed
     
    Createx, Sep 6, 2011
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  4. stoo

    stoo Member

    Down on level 10
    Life was really kinda dull...
    Until YOU appeared!
     
    stoo, Sep 6, 2011
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  5. stoo

    stoo Member

    What's that on the floor?
    Maybe I'll try poking it...
    MY FLESH IS MELTING!
     
    stoo, Sep 6, 2011
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  6. stoo

    stoo Member

    Kleptoblobbies are
    Obsessive-compulsive blobs.
    They need therapy.
     
    stoo, Sep 6, 2011
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  7. Oh Oh Seven

    Oh Oh Seven Member

    'I hate you so much'
    Said the foaming diggle's mouth
    As it fell apart
     
    Oh Oh Seven, Sep 6, 2011
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  8. Oh Oh Seven

    Oh Oh Seven Member

    You hear the sound of
    A cash register nearby
    Who cares? Nobody.
     
    Oh Oh Seven, Sep 6, 2011
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  9. Oh Oh Seven

    Oh Oh Seven Member

    Space space space space space
    Space space space space - shit, right click
    Space space space space space
     
    Oh Oh Seven, Sep 6, 2011
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  10. stoo

    stoo Member

    Monsters spout witty quips,
    Pop-culture references
    And gruesome death threats.
     
    stoo, Sep 6, 2011
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  11. stoo

    stoo Member

    Monster union reps
    All fear the Employee Wage
    Transfrobulator
     
    stoo, Sep 6, 2011
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  12. kuhchung

    kuhchung Member

    Cast exploding rune
    Can I really make fire?
    No, I'm just hammered
     
    kuhchung, Sep 6, 2011
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  13. kuhchung

    kuhchung Member

    Yum! Bleu cheese! Aged cheese!
    Here lies Lactose Intolly
    Death by flatulence
     
    kuhchung, Sep 6, 2011
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  14. kuhchung

    kuhchung Member

    Kick chest; kick barrel
    Kick door; kick monster; kick trap
    When you have a foot...
     
    kuhchung, Sep 6, 2011
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  15. kuhchung

    kuhchung Member

    lute god grants item
    krong curses me yet again
    a crisis of faith
     
    kuhchung, Sep 6, 2011
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  16. kuhchung

    kuhchung Member

    Come visit our spa!
    Exfoliating acids!
    The trick is: don't move
     
    kuhchung, Sep 6, 2011
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  17. kuhchung

    kuhchung Member

    This is off-topic
    But I really admire
    Createx's haiku
     
    kuhchung, Sep 6, 2011
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  18. kuhchung

    kuhchung Member

    Ninety one hours
    Nothing to show for my deaths
    Rerolling again
     
    kuhchung, Sep 6, 2011
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  19. Createx

    Createx Member

    Dredmor comes now
    Lightning, Fire, Tentacles
    Evil wins again
     
    Createx, Sep 6, 2011
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  20. kuhchung

    kuhchung Member

    Pizza recipe
    Sliced bread, cheese, fresh steak, The Prince
    Apply ingot press
     
    kuhchung, Sep 7, 2011
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