Q:How can you tell cabbage and malfeasant clawbulbs apart? A: one of them asks to be eaten Q: How many cultists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: one, they are all know how to screw up your progress Q: How many junior bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: two, one to notice its broken and another to assign a work crew to fix it Q: How much exotic caviar does it take to fill a colonist? A: None, by the time he picks it up, he will be murdered by fish people yeah... they aren't really funny PS: please see my suggestions
Q: How many senior Bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three, one to read the ministries entry on lightbulbs, the second to write a report to the technological ministry for assistance, and the third to report the suspicious breakage of a light bulb to the occult purging squad.
Malfeastant Clawbulb edition: Q: What did one cabbage say to the other? A: Cabbages can't talk, that is reserved for malfeastened clawbulbs... Q: What is the correct procedure after being spoken to by a cabbage? A: Correctly label it a malfeastened clawbulb, then create a cult to worship it. Q: How many malfeastent clawbulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, it possesses the souls of colonists and commands them to screw it in. Bureaucrat edition: Q: How many junior bureaucrats does it take to oil a cog? A: Just one, but by the time he is done he will be a senior supervising bureaucrat of cog oilation... Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to replace a cog? A: Two one to find the appropriate replacement cog in the ministries guide to encoglement and screw it in, and another to screw the repaired machine up. Q: How many Senior Bureaucratic members of the Ministries council does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, he won't come unless you complete the 82 appropriate forms in order to gain access to the required form for inviting a senior council member.
