Remember how people used to claim that there was a "secret cow level" in the first Diablo game? There wasn't, of course. People just started an "urban legend" about the cows in the field outside the town (which even mooed when you clicked on them!) and it snowballed from there. What if you put various completely pointless objects with a small degree of interactivity - a computer screen that you can actually turn on and off in the 3rd level, for example - all about the dungeons randomly (and rarely - just to make it that much more "rewarding") to drive curious players nuts? There isn't really anything useful being suggested, just some mind-f***ery and pranks.
Ohh, but didnt you know about the secret portals that can spawn within the mysterious portal? They take you to another realm that provides you the opportunity to earn 1 of 4 godly weapons!
Of course, Aquaman is pulling your leg. Everyone knows that the secret portals within mysterious portals teleport you directly to Cthulhu.
Really? Cause he always just eats my sanity. And if you thought DoD was hard before, try it with your brains stuck four and a half dimensions away! I'll bet he does only does it for you. Cthulhu always did like the aquamen best...
You have to find the Helmet of mind-shielding before you can go in there!! Its the only way...*Shudders*
I just found a Helmet of Mind Shielding and I'm never letting it go. If I wear it to sleep does it make the nightmares go away?
One man's nightmares is another man's fun. I'm one of those rare birds (<-- is that a diggle pun?) that enjoys his nightmares. Don't know why, but I usually wake up thinking "that was cool". Oh.. back on Topic: Moo!
Finding the rocket launcher isn't the problem, finding rockets is. They only spawn if you're lucky enough to have a hidden room attached to a monster zoo.
Drax actually has a secret stash full of rockets, you just have to bribe him. To do that, you have to give him a bolt of mass destruction by equipping it and right clicking on him. Works 100%