We gonna parody to one song and one song only. Dungeon crawl so hard arch diggles start to mind me First diggles gotta mine me What's a pretty snout to some eyebrows like these Can they please define me? Crawl so hard, this pit crazy Y'all don't know but those glyphs phase me The stairs could go crypt to moonbase and I look back up like this map hazy Crawl so hard, this pit feared All these monster zoos around here Crawl so hard, since we here It's only right that it's my air Hero, count's near to, reaching zero, zoo what zoo? Krong-blessed, done quests, non-stressed, boo hoo Crawl so hard, checking Brax's stock, so much gear spawned ad hoc Mirror shield that's quite a yield, blink and I might skip the sales talk Crawl so hard, I've sweat through, 'suppose I jumped their bad debt queue If you were nectar to dread collectors You'd be neck-deep in cheesy omelette too! Crawl so hard, let's get sated, Sewer Brew for like 6 waits Hard cider, T'Char rider, steak been aged now on grill plates Crawl so hard, Deth behave, just might let you be slaved Psionics maxed out, stop movin' since next is Blood Mage ... Crawl so hard arch diggles start to mind me That pit's prey [x3] Crawl so hard arch diggles start to mind me That pit's prey [x3] She said wait can we eat lutefisk from the haul I said look you need to find Dredmor to brawl Go and die to diggles great and small Then tell me what you're "achieving" here at all Crawl so hard That pit's prey (that pit's prey), safe to say Crawl so hard What she choosin' (what she choosin'), elvish way? Crawl so hard Dredmor so tough, that old guy Crawl so hard Act like you'll ever step inside diggle hell to perma-die Digula, grab your axe Oh God what it's full of fail and cracks Excuse my pack but I need stacks (bolts I'm savin') Prince diggle's ain't do it right, know what I mean Cause I was him I would have couped D10 and 15 What's taunting my diggle? What's foreboding my scribble? What's jokes my giggle? What's that gnome dance, a jiggle? UI says I'm not alright Cause I'm suffering from thaumites Got my fizzles in foresight Guess we're New Gaming all night, huh! ("Don't I actually have work tomorrow?" "No one needs any sleep, this is addictive." "But there's the-" "I'm keeping this char going!") Crawl so hard arch diggles start to mind me [x2] You are now crumbling like stone Just let Dredmor show his bones [x3] These taunting diggles are lyin' Acting like their tubers aren't frying "his attack will leave your mind blown" You know how many healing potions I own? Just let Dredmor show his bones [x4] I'll leave him dazed and reeling My stats are through the ceiling That door sure looks appealing Why'd my arms both just lose feeling? D oh T is causing me groans Don't let his next spell be shown Hey Krong can I get a loan? I'm definitely getting owned
