I'm not sure I meet minimum specs anymore. View attachment 5025 Where can I buy a Novorusian All-Wailing Gramaphone Module? What are these shady bait-and-switch tactics?
My graphics card has so many fans attached to it that it no longer has any of those annoying green chippy-bits that cause it to get hot in the first place - it's just an amalgamation of fans.
FYI, a Athlon II X2 215 processor, 4gb ram, and Nvidia 9500 GT, on minimum graphics settings, are enough to run at about 2 FPS. Creating a "chop Aspen" order takes over 10 seconds <_< Knew I was going to need an upgrade anyway.
Hah, I laughed when I originally checked it... too bad strapping fans to my Intel HD 4000 won't really help Still, this makes me wonder on some lore elements of the game, like are there really Novorussian folks with borcht dispensers? So cool, I want one!
For some reason I imagine Novorussia to be part of the Empire of Arstotzka, a pre-revolution version of the country in Papers, Please.
Sadly, my computer's brain is too dumb to service the Empire. After a bit of troubleshooting, it turns out that I needed to strap more cogs onto my everything; has anyone else (not) gotten good results from that?