1. Use this random letter sequence generator to pick out 3-5 letters for you. http://www.dave-reed.com/Nifty/randSeq.html 2. Create a name, using each letter as the starting letter of the next word. First letter is the name, second letter is a verb/adjective, third is a noun, etc. 3. ??? 4. Profit! hfm Hooblex, the Flaming Menagerie jyojy Jujubes, Yak-Outer of Jam Yams etc etc also, if you have trouble naming an artifact, try naming a special monster or a room instead.
