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Need more Bronze jokes

Discussion in 'Modding' started by Alistaire, Aug 9, 2013.

  1. Alistaire

    Alistaire Member

    I'm working on a Bronze Armour extension (more Bronze! Hayooo!), and I NEED. MORE. DESCRIPTIONS.

    So, post some!

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    E.g:

    - "My kingdom for some aftersun!"
    - "When they ask your profession, you scream 'WAR! WAR! WAR!'"
    - "There is something engraved; "20th of April 430 BC, Sparta, Greece""
     
  2. Vitellozzo

    Vitellozzo Member

    There is the perfect one:
    The die has been cast.
     
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  3. Essence

    Essence Will Mod for Digglebucks

    Summon Nature's Alloy III

    I wonder what it's called in latten?

    Please keep below 950 degrees.

    This looks like it was made in a different Age

    "Plates"? This is made entirely of 3rd-place medals!
     
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  4. Bohandas

    Bohandas Member

    I don't have anything specific but you could probably get quite a bit out of the themes of sun tanning and third place medals/trophies.
     
  5. Monkooky

    Monkooky Member

    Easy one- The third place metal.
     
  6. Turbo164

    Turbo164 Member

    Platinum wishes it was awesome enough to get an Age named after it.

    Honze and Bronze are here to pump YOU up!

    Copper and Tin go together like peanut butter and diggle blood.
     
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  7. mining

    mining Member

    Long Bronze [pants]
     
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  8. Bohandas

    Bohandas Member

    Brains vs. Bronze
     
  9. SavageTech

    SavageTech Member

    Don Juan's Bronze Slip-Ons - "Don Juan's Bronze Slip-Ons, worn for everything from come-ons at salons to salacious liasons."

    Agamemnon's Bronze Batons - "These bronze batons were used in Grecian marathons, but they're also good for bashing pythons. And swans."

    Legend has it that this/these were worn/wielded by renowned athlete Lebronze James.

    The label reads: "Keep away from sunscreen." / "Warning - May cause skin cancer."

    Deploy this alloy to destroy a convoy.

    Crafted from the finest ores of (the Amabronze Rainforest)/(Saskatchebronze).
     
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  10. Bohandas

    Bohandas Member

    Last edited: Sep 9, 2013
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