I created a trap that not only instantly kills you, but also shaves your eyebrows. No changes to the Hero Sprite files though. I also created Suicide Potion, Diggle Juice, Kevlar Armour, and the Droid Sword. Because honestly, how can getting your large eyebrows shaved not be worse than death?
I'll make a trap that shaves your eyebrows without killing you, then. Then i'll have 2 eyebrow-shaving traps! Mwa ha ha! Edit: The massive debuff will probably take away 50-75% of your useful stats, and last up to 90 turns. Let's hope no one encounters any monsters(especially bosses) during this time. Reddit: A potion of purity should regrow the eyebrows really, really fast.