Poll for Dredstuck v2: Should Dredmor die by Machete or SORD....?

Okay, so I have 8 swords shortlisted (there are only about that much anyway) so I want to gather some opinions on which sword do you people think should be given at which tier. I shall edit the stats on the swords accordingly.

This was my initial make-up but I think it needs some reworking...

Code:

<item name="SORD....." iconFile="sprites/SORD.png" level="1" type="0">
    <price amount="0"/>
    <weapon transmutative="1"/>
    <resistBuff necromantic="1"/>
    <description text="This thing is so unspeakably shitty you are having a hard time even holding it. come ON"/>
    </item>
 
<item name="Broken Ribbitar" iconFile="sprites/BrokenRibbitar.png" level="1" type="0" artifact="1">
    <price amount="85"/>
    <weapon slashing="3" aethereal="3"/>
    <artifact quality="1"/>
    <description text="Infinity divided by any number is still infinity. Too bad the same principal doesn't apply to swords."/>
    </item>   
   
<item name="Scarlet Ribbitar" iconFile="sprites/Ribbitar.png" level="10" type="0" artifact="1">
    <price amount="6120"/>
    <weapon slashing="10" aethereal="20"/>
    <artifact quality="10"/>
    <description text="It's not easy being red."/>
    </item>
 
<item name="Broken Caledfwlch" iconFile="sprites/BrokenCaldescratch.png" level="6" type="1" artifact="">
    <price amount="4130"/>
    <weapon slashing="3" existential="1" aethereal="1"/>
    <artifact quality="1"/>
    <description text="This is just one form of it. Somehow you think it's be better if you alchemize it to get something better."/>
    </item>
   
<item name="Caledscratch" iconFile="sprites/Caldescratch.png" level="8" type="0" artifact="1">
    <price amount="41300"/>
    <weapon slashing="10" existential="5" aethereal="10"/>
    <artifact quality="6"/>
    <description text="bro whered you go i was was going to shoa you my CHOPS... .."/>
    </item>
 
<item name="Snoop Dogg Sno Cone Machete" iconFile="sprites/SnoCone.png" level="10" type="0" artifact="1">
    <price amount="61200"/>
    <weapon slashing="5" hyperborean="5"/>
    <secondaryBuff id="9" amount="5"/>
    <resistBuff conflagratory="10"/>
    <artifact quality="3"/>
    <description text="Drop it like it's hot, Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot..."/>
    </item>

 

Maybe the Royal Deringer?