poor Gunther

so...what happened to him next?

 

...and they attacked en mass on the nearly frozen Gunther, having mistaken the warrior for a frozen deer. They dragged him on the river, while at the same time the Crow appeared. Then...

 

... someone came along and, also mistaking him for a deer, tried to put him into a squid...

 

... and what a fabulous meal a squideer would be for a gourmet...

 

...so faboulous it could be eaten entirely by the wolves, if the Raven...

 

...hadn't started tugging at his liver, Prometheus style...

 

...Gunther never would have noticed the gaping hole in his plate mail. Where the hell did...

 

... that happened? Maybe at the bar where he...

 

… drank copious amounts of mysterious alchemical reagents on a dare from…

 

...the rest of the heroic friends, and now that he thought about it...