Steam Knights? What are you talking about? Around here we have Steak Knights. Steak is a weapon. It can be crafted into protective shielding and armor that will deflect bullets. Steak is a delicious meal that is fun for the whole family. Wizards have always used Steak to enhance their spells. Steak has many uses. Die, monster! You don't belong in this world! Round these parts we fight for our Steak. When I die, bury me with my sword in my steakmail.
I would like to see this as an FU to the other colonists. "My dying wish is .. to be buried with the starving town's food supply. Screw you guys, you were useless jerks."
