Best enemy/artifact names

I don't think I will ever be able to top this.

 

Well, I do have this Fedora.


Perhaps it's the younger brother of Malacth, Eater of Beatings?

 

Just had a specific combo of <startphoneme>, <phoneme>, <title>, <noun>, and item type that made me go "Dear God, what have I Done?" 4 out of 5 of these components were entirely innocent outside of this randomly-generated context. Edit: 3 out of 5.




In my defense, there is no "gina" phoneme in ID. The "g" is from "Yawg", which was a reference to a M:tG baddie named Yawgmoth, Father of Machines.

 

The best room name I've seen was the Homoerotic Confessional.

 

I found my own Homoerotic room.

What happens in the Tuff Shed of Propaganda Posters stays in the Tuff Shed of Propaganda Posters.

 

Defeat Ovtedjul, the Eater of Eggplants!

 

In continuance of the apparent theme, I give you...
Followed shortly by
Funny names just keep appearing!
I'm cursed with hilarious items!
Zoidberg's ?

 

(The Department of Redundancy Department's most successful branch is located here.)

 

Captain Obvious strikes again!

 

We here at the Department of Redundancy Department would like you to know we strive to be as redundant as possible.
We here at the Department of Redundancy Department would like you to know we strive to be as redundant as possible.

 

Posted Moved here because it's off on-topic.

Holy Mother of Cakes, Batman!

 

A portly... portal?

(I also got [somethingsomething] the Unwanted Sausage earlier, but I sold it before I remembered to take a screenshot.)

 

I got an artifact called Tinssjoo, the Mother of Births. Do I win?

 

Yes, yes you did.

 

Well, that's certainly something now, aint it?

 

Zooulb, the Tzar of trousers (Fedora) (Oh, the trouser titan?)
The Emperor of Cod (Monster) (What?)
Inamonu the Rich Boy who wastes money on manuscripts (Monster) (Seriously?)
Kromulpwa, the Khan of Physicians (Ring) (KHAAAAAAAAAN)
Gulerdulb, the Nemesis of Lava (The standart armor of the Barrier Maiden) (LAVA EXPORTS FOR EVERYONE!)
Kyfro, the fruity Statue (Silver shield) (Ooooh k...)
The watershed of mammaries (Room) (WTF)
The Vessel of Ninjas (Room) (Good I was no pirate)
The sabre-toothed cemetary of dwarves (VERY well defended )
These are mine up until now in my current game (Only on floor 2)

Edit: Naurgraondo the Waiter now taking orders for Infernos (Black Raven) (One spicy inferno, please!)
Quagamusk, the Preschooler crying for Levers (Elven Bow)
Spyvinx, the wage-slave to giraffes

 

I have perhaps found one of the funniest/worst combination of rooms and random-generation ever.



So. That's what it's like experience a primal scene with lord dreadmor.
B.T.W, this latter room is in a mod, not sure which one however.

 

Please tell me that line of text says something like "Hilda the Horrible", and not "Hagar the Horrible".

(Don't get me wrong, I don't care either way about how skeletons get their boners, I'm just saying, call a husband a husband.)

 

The monster Sardalloifer the Schoolkid who hates eating whales must be defeated!