Best enemy/artifact names

OhMyGod the combination:
The 49th cohort, The Dominatrix Over Throne, has recently come into possession of the artifact Rasanumshad, The Homoerotic Tissue.
I will not sleep tonight.

 

I agree Frelus, that one's pretty bad.

Almost as bad as Bergstrom's "Yawgina".

 

Ooh err.

 

The recolor system could use a bit of work, methinks.

 

Woah, that's a cool room name, banjo2E.

 

I'm not exactly sure what it is about this one that kept me blinking and doing double-takes. Its 'abnormality'? The fact that it's a staff?
It's just... I don't even... yeah.

Plenty of other great ones in this thread, but this was my first serious 'buh wha?' moment.

 

This is pretty wut-inducing, too.

 

.......... Irradiated Canadian? This one is too good to miss.


Some of my own from my current playthrough:
Pilchoisee, The Communist Birth (what the....?)
Zafirlupo, The Unwanted Bread (...what?)
Sapmag, The Choleric King (....ok. This might make a modicum of sense.)
and weirdest of all, Croak, the Singing Apology (any relation to the Zoidberg-esque Valbaba, the Dancing Apology?)

 

Made me go "lol" at first

 

I had a staff named "Croak, the Lusty Cabinet" once.

 

Can't tell if ironic or...

 

"It is studded with pearl."

I reckon people who know how to code have all read it as "It is studded with Perl."

 

Quest item: Uuumuum, the Vague Cake

 

JESUS CHRIST MUDKIP

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW FATTY ARISTOCRATS ARE

 

Yes, sex appeal tends to be like that.


Close.


... Actually that's pretty messed up. :I

Runner-up:


(yes I know the title does not include room names but they are my favorite :U )

 

Isn't that cheating, though?


Seems to be a shared feeling, even among inanimate objects.

 

I think the RNG is screwing with me.

 

(Reward was Nyesh, the Misspelled Beercan.)