Choose Your own Adventure kinda thingy

Let us try to channel the rock's power...

 

You focus, drawing on the power of Fez and Hawk(tm), and manage to withdraw a small amount of FAIRY DUST from the stone.

 

You nom the FAIRY DUST and feel like a poached egg.

 

You climb up onto a snail, and starting waving your Fez around. After a bit you start to feel a bit silly.
Will you
- Climb down?
or
- Pesist?

 

Climb down and think happy thoughts.

 

You climb down from the snail and think about times when you... erm... didn't resort to riding gold snails like mechanical bulls.

 

You trundle over to the herb casually and pluck it. You hear a click, and see that it was on a pressure plate
Will you
- Run?
- Put your hat on the plate?
- Eat the shroom?
or
- Something else?

 

You pull your FEZ out and stick it on the pressure plate, hoping that it will do anything. Nothing happens.
Will you
- Pick your MUSCLY FEZ back up?
- Run away?
- Try to cook a snail?
or
- Leave

 

It's time to run away. Can't take more risks.

 

Without the FEZ? Ah well, goodness knows what would happen if you took it off the plate.
You hurredly run away towards the gate.
Once you reach it you find that it now has boots on it instead of snails.
Will you
- Enter the gate
or
- SOMETHING ELSE?

 

You peel some of the booties off, and equip them. You suddenly are now buffed with GOLDEN BOOTIES!

 

Wait, now's a good time to pray to Inconsequentia.

 

You pray to Inconsequentia, and recieve the choice to accept or decline the sidequest, "You must find and kill the old peddler".
Accept
or
Decline?

 

QEUST ADDED!
Enter the gate?