Choose Your own Adventure kinda thingy

Enter the gate.

 

You step through the gate and find yourself in the first room again.
Will you
- Go through the Boot
- Go under the Door?

 

Let's go through the Boot, the golden bootie is protecting me now.

 

You step through the boot, and return through the portal in full size!
Suddenly, a violent explosion rips the remaining 4 1/2 walls in 7/2, and reveals a mass of hanging vines.
Enter?

 

You step through the vines, but as your foot touches the ground, the vines wrap around with iron like strength.
Will you
- Use an item?
- Call for help?
or
- Struggle

 

Kiss the vines, pet them.

 

You start to pat the vines, but they just sqeeze harder!
- Use an item?
- Call for help?
or
- Struggle

 

Call for mommy !

 

'Mummmmmy!!!!' You wail. It appears to have no affect, but just as you start thinking about doing something else you hear footsteps.
Will you
1) Wail again?
2) Whimper?
3) Meep?
4) Try to hide in the vines
or
5) Something else?

 

You try to snuggle back into the vines, but a voice says 'I know you're there.' anyway.
Will you
1) Scream?
2) Yell 'Daddy!'?
3) Whimper?
or
4) Something else?

 

" Meow"
Pretend its just a cat hiding in the vines.

 

You meow semi-loudly, and the man seems to be fooled, as you hear his footsteps walking away.
Will you
1) Struggle?
2) Yell at him to come back?
3) Nibble on the vines?
or
4) Something else?

 

Nibble on the vines.

 

You nibble the vines, and they withdraw, leaving you on the ground.
Will you
1) Go forward?
2) Go backward?
3) Bare your teeth, and growl at the vines?
or
4) Something else?

 

Notice you have turned green and have an odd amorous feeling towards the vines.

 

You try to turn green, but the poached egge effect counteracts it.
Will you
1) Go forward?
2) Go backward?
3) Bare your teeth, and growl at the vines?
or
4) Something else?

 

4) Something else

EDIT: okay okay, we all laughed (did we?), now more serious: call back the person by yelling 'mummy' again.