Choose Your own Adventure kinda thingy

You yell 'Mummy!' again, and after a few seconds, you hear footsteps again.
1) Blend back into the vines?
2) Run at the footsteps?
or
3) Something else?

 

You wait for the creature to approach you through the vines, when suddenly, you notice that the footsteps aren't just coming from in front of you.
You diamond yourself anyway, and wait for one to become visible.
As soon as one does, you wish it didn't. It is 2 meters tall, matted with bloody fur and has claws the size of fishtanks. Unfortunatly, the description you got didn't get to be any more descriptive, as you were knocked out from behind.

 

Wait to wake up.

 

LOL. Dream about brushing out that matted fur.

 

You snooze on, but instead of dreaming about brushing the lovely fur, you dream about disembodied teeth chasing you through an aquarium.
You slowly awake.
Will you
1) Pretend to be asleep?
2) Go back to sleep?
3) Jump up and start punching?
or
4) Groan?

 

Groan, and scratch my lower back ;P

 

You groan and reach back to scratch your back, but you hands appear to be loosely tied with rubber ducklings.
Will you
1) Pull the ducklings off.
2) Ask for them to be tightened?
3) Jump up?
or
4) Something else?

 

I try to use psychic powers to command the ducklings to obey, also i look around.

 

4) Something else: Slip out of the rubber ducklings and shoot the creature like you would with a rubber band.

 

You slip the rubber ducklings off, using your psychic powers, and start shooting the furry bear things that are clustered around you with mental rubber bands.. Amazingly, they are dropping like flies!
Mental Rubber Bans left: 6
What next?

 

Challenge the leader of the bear things to a mental rubber band duel.

 

You challenge the lead bear to a Mental Rubber Band duel, in which each participant gets one band, and must defeat the other oponent.
The other bears form a ring around you and the lead bear.
How will you use your band?

 

USe the rubber band to hook onto a sturdy root and catapult yourself into the bear!

 

You use your RUBBER BAND on a STURDY ROOT, and catapult yourself at the BEAR! He hugs you, for 9 HUG POINTS
Will you
1) Hug him back?
2) Wriggle out?
or
3) Punch him?

 

Use the Level 5 Ultimate Rainbow Hug!

 

You use your lvl 5 ULTIMATE RAINBOW HUG! on the lead bear, and are awarded 15 HUG POINTS!
Will you
1) Follow it up with a PARASITIC MOPE?
or
2) Something else?

 

Parasitic mope sounds sweet.

 

You use a PARASITIC MOPE, and head for the DUNCE HAT on the seat in the corner of the room.
Will you
1) Take it?
2) Put it on?
3) Put it on the bear?
or
4) Use the PARASITIC part of the MOPE, and suck the bears brains?

 

Put the hat on the bear, and then suck his brains.