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The Longest Journey is a highly acclaimed adventure game that came out in 1999.

Here is the Wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Longest_Journey

Here is the official site: http://www.longestjourney.com/

Steam has the game for sale as well. Dreamfall is the sequel. I have both but haven't played either one too much yet. But it does look good from what I have tried.

 

If someone bakes his cake for twelve seconds then he deserves it being a lie.

 

It is getting hard to tell which images I have posted and which I have not. Please let me know if you see any duplicate images from me.

 

*Edit* Sorry, I had to nuke one image from that last set. Bad call on my part.

 

They forgot about the unicorns!!!! They wouldn't get on the boat so they all drowned and that is why there are no more unicorns!!!

 

No no no no. GOG. Always GOG for old games. (Yes, I know Steam sell it, but buying it there is silly)

 

Begone EFG! I have cats and I'm not afraid to use them!

 

Oh, okay, The longest Journey is a point-and-click adventure game. So that's why I never played it.
Also, how the hell do you make a point and click adventure game that's rated M. That's like having Planetscape: Torment being rated M.
Or Duke Nukem 3d being rated E for Everyone.

The last point and click game I ever played was Maniac Mansion. Now that game was worthy of almost a Mature rating. It's not Splatterhouse though.
Anyone ever see the TV show?

The last time I played the genre was in 1993. I thought it died in a fire before the PS1 came around to be honest.

Honestly ,a point and click with a M rating seems to be as logical as a Barbie fun house game being rated M.
Unless it's about John Barbie, or whatever his name was, that evil Nazi guy.
Also, don't let me get started on ratings on games, or Daynab will probably have to beat me like a red headed stepchild.
Apologies to any gingers, I am American, I have no hate. Rose McGowan is hot.

 

Off the top of my head, swearing, lesbians, mild horror elements... um... I forget what else. It's a really outdated rating, though. There's nothing in it that's worse than a lot of other games.

Ah, from GOG:

The language ain't THAT bad.

 

The last time I played an adventure game it was made by Sierra. That should tell you how long ago it was. I am not a fan of the genre.

 

Me neither. I think the last I played was the 11th hour? I'm not sure. The last one I really liked was Planetfall, which was an Infocom text adventure. I tried a few later but determined that (at least for me) they were a waste of money, since I wasn't really enjoying them.

If I want a story, I prefer something non-interactive, like a book or a movie.

 

Neither am I, Omni.
Also, lesbians,why have I not played this game already!?!
<Runs away>

I wasn't trying to hate the entire genre or anything. I think I wasn't.
They just aren't my type of games. Even if they have lesbians in them.

 

Alright. Innocent talk aside, we should not talk about lesbians. Yes, that is censorship by definition. But the reason is that we risk upsetting one or more people who presume we have ill will for women with the good taste to like women.

I think anyone should realize no offense was intended by anyone here, and leave it at that. But need I remind you guys what happens if this thread dies due to us getting in a massive argument?

 

I don't even know who would be like that.
Okay though. I won't talk about it anymore. Poor people who get upset for no reason. They just won't ever have any fun.