Is it possible to add new monster comments via a mod?

up and at 'em, lads
wait, you mean we are supposed to kill him?
ready for a bearhug?
oh, you
knock, knock
you made my day
this is not what you think it is...
do you have permission from your parents to be here?
next express to hell in 3...2...1
get him out of my sight
yo need a license for those eyebrows
the admission fee to the freakshow was really worth it
act your age, not your eyebrow size
it's not you, it's your eyebrows
is it halloween already?
play dead!
i'm here to bring you your darwin award
your eyebrows say "made in china"

I didn't read all the taunts posted here, so sorry if I posted any duplicates.

 

I'll add these. (edited slightly to be snappier/shorter)

If I didn't add one, it's because I had already included a variation of it. Yes, even a Darwin Award one.

I hope I can use quote marks in the script without screwing anything up!

 

Couple more I though of/heard and caught my attention.

QQ moar
Why you trollin'?

 

Hmmmm. I'm swiftly approaching my tolerance level for internet hatejargon.

How about I add "cry some more", which is basically the same but also a Team Fortress reference, and "don't feed the troll, guys" which is the standard response to trolls? I'll credit you anyway.

 

Some of mine to add:
what is this I don't even
REEEEELP! (see if you can find the reference)
Fission Mailed! Abort!
Your eyebrows are giant hairy caterpillars
ok, that's all I've got for now. :/

 

-good
-Scooby-Doo? I've got some more iconic lines from that.
-"fission mailed" is good
-"your eyebrows are like big hairy caterpillars" edited slightly to reduce size, and "like" added to prevent the taunt from being poetically bizarre.

That good?

 

Yeah, Scooby-Doo. It was too perfect to not add.

 

How about "ruh-roh" instead? It's listed here as his actual catchphrase, and as a nice bonus, sounds kinda like something a person might legitimately say!

 

Why not just put in both? Everyone wins, though I haven't seen Scooby Doo use it much beyond the classics in the original (god I miss the Scooby and Scrappy-Doo show.)
Wait! just for this, let's add some homage to Scrappy Doo here. DIGGLE POWER! that's definitely a good one.

 

I don't think the first one fits well enough to add. It doesn't sound natural on its own. That's why I picked one that sounded a little more fitting.

I will add "diggle power", though!

 

Sorry. I'll try to refrain from more internet jargon in my future submissions. I don't use any of it personally but thought others might find it potentially humorous.

 

Here's a few more:
Dredmor, we have a problem
You mad eyebrows?
Who died and made you king?
Take a chill pill
No princesses here (obvious!)
DOG BLUNDER!!!! (a more obscure reference)
Stop that pigeon now (I'll honestly be amazed if this gets figured out)
More to come later.

 

Not a problem. I had just used some of it already, and didn't want to overdose.

good

already in

how about "who died and made you the hero?" There already is a king!

good

good. I, uh... don't get the reference, though

good...? I think? I'll do it in lowercase, though. I avoid all caps whenever possible.

Aha! I remember this one!
It's a bit iffy, but if we pretend the monsters are referring to the hero as a pigeon as some kind of weird insult, it can fit.

Coolz

 

No Princesses here is from Super Mario at the end of the castle level. It refers to Toadstool going "Your Princess is in another castle" every time (yeah right, you dillweed, she's always in some other crappy castle.) Don't you remember?
Dog Blunder is an obvious reference from the Blue Falcon cartoon, where the titular hero gets hopping mad at his cyborg dog companion.
I'm amazed you got the Yankee Doodle pigeon reference, though! (this is in no way related to Hatoful Boyfriend. Creepy.)

 

Oh okay
Well, I'd have recognized "Your princess is in another castle"!!! Geez!

I dunno about "dog blunder!"
That taunt only seems to work on someone named "Dog Wonder". It doesn't seem to apply to other situations.

 

in lieu of that, "I'm the goddamn Diggleman" might be more thematically appropriate.

 

That's true, but why not go right for the genuine article?

"i'm the goddamn diggleman" = that slime thinks himself to be some kind of diggle-related superhero.

"i'm the goddamn batman" = that slime thinks he's Batman. Or really, really wishes he was.

I like the second one

 

Yeah, I was thinking of just saying I'm the goddamn Batman to begin with, but was concerned that it wouldn't be too appropriate.

 

Maybe it isn't! But I can only judge based on what I think sounds right. SO HEY

 

If you don't mind another Zero Wing reference, how about, "All your brow are belong to us."?